Archive for October, 2003

The 10 Most Horrific Things about Ali and Frank’s Halloween Party Last Saturday!

Wednesday, October 29th, 2003

10. 35 kids and 5 adults in a living room that only seats 6

9. 15 pizzas x $5.95

8. Materials for a very modest haunted basement cost more than (gulp!) $500.00.

7. None of the kids believed my psychic talking doll with the glowing head was real (humph!).

6. Three kids dropped their pizza and red soda on the basement floor when our family friend, Andrew, scared the (bleep!) out of them.

5. Frank got a cramp holding his neck in the same position for so long. His head was on a silver platter, complete with table cloth, silverware and even lettuce leaves as a garnish.

4. Teenage girls (from the Catholic school!) hiding with teenage boys in Ali’s bedroom! (My mom-radar kicked in and I caught them before any of their mothers became grandmothers.)

3. Only two moms offered to stay and help while the dads hid upstairs (in a fetal position).

2. One minor asthma attack

1. And the #1 Most Horrific Thing about Frank and Ali’s Halloween Party:

My “temporary” hot pink hair coloring kit…WAS NOT TEMPORARY!

Hugs to everybody!
Ang

P.S. If you want to see how pretty it is in Maine this time of year (and
how much the kiddos like frozen coffee!), see:
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Your Writing As a Loving (and Inexpensive!) Holiday Gift!

Wednesday, October 29th, 2003

by Angela Hoy, publisher of WritersWeekly.com – featuring new freelance writing jobs and paying markets (for free!) every Wednesday!

Today’s article may be freely reprinted/redistributed in any medium as long as the entire article and bio are included.

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Well, on Saturday it will be November (already?!). And that means there’s less than a month until the holiday season begins! While Walmart has had their Christmas trees up for awhile now (do they ever take them down?), I’m just now getting around to making my list. And each year (while balancing my checkbook), I try to think of ways to turn my creativity into homemade (inexpensive) gifts.

To give you enough time to start on one or more of these projects, today I’m sharing some of my homemade holiday gift ideas. If you have any ideas like this that other budget-conscious writers can try, please let me know!

1. Grandma’s Coloring Book
This is an idea I came up with years ago and it’s always a hit! Choose the best photographs of your family taken from the past year. Tape them to 8.5 x 11 sheets of paper, two to a page, and have Kinkos or your local copy shop run black and white copies of them. (If you have a high-quality copier at home, you can probably copy them yourself, but you’ll need to lighten the settings.)

Hole punch the copies and bind them in floppy, plastic folders (paper ones tend to deteriorate over time), which can be found with the school supplies in most grocery and discount stores. Decorate the folders using stickers (or use your own creative flair!) to spell out “Grandma’s Coloring Book” (or Grandpa’s Coloring Book, Aunt Dot’s Coloring Book, etc.) on the cover. Let your children add their own decorations to the cover! Then, wrap the coloring book in wrapping paper along with a small box of crayons. Grandmothers (and all relatives) LOVE this present!

2. Personal Short Story
Write a fictional tale about a loved one, and make them the main character! Children as well as adults love to see themselves in a story or book. Now, for Richard (my sweetie), sometimes the personal tales I write for him have a ummm…romantic twist (where he meets a young maiden, always named Angela, of course, and well, you know… Heh…).

You can print these personal stories on thick, off-white parchment paper (or any paper at all!), roll them up, and bind them with ribbon, or even seal them with wax (melted crayons work better than candles!) for an extra special touch.

Hint: You can make them look really old by soaking them in a sink of tea and then drying them. The clothes dryer works for this (really!), but throw some dry towels in with it to keep the paper from sticking to the dryer walls, and keep an eye on it to avoid a fire! You can even frame these! Document-sized wooden frames at discount stores are very inexpensive.

You can also print your stories, formatted into two columns on landscape, and printed on an 8.5 x 11 sheet of paper. Turn your into a booklet and decorate the cover.

3. A Year in the Life…
I started this shortly before our 1st anniversary, and each year I add information from the previous year, so our “book” is now four chapters long (four years married!). In your book, briefly detail the events of your family’s (or you and your spouse’s, lover’s, partner’s) year together as a true story in book or chapter format. You can write in first- or third-person (I use third-person so it looks more like a story; not so much like an autobiography).

This makes a great memoir and can be added to each year. Photographs add a really nice touch! I use our color printer (so the photos look nice) and Ali (our daughter) designs a new cover for the new edition each year. Richard loves it and we read each new chapter together during our anniversary dinner while reminiscing about the previous year. In a few years, I’ll publish the entire volume as a hardcover family heirloom (through Booklocker.com, of course)!

4. Family Holiday Tabloid
In my opinion, this is, by far, the funnest homemade gift idea for writers to create! I was doing this before I even knew I’d be a professional writer! Instead of mailing out holiday greeting cards (or Christmas cards), create a family newsletter. But, rather than just providing an update on family matters, sensationalize the stories, add photos, and make each item appear as a tasty tabloid headline and story rather than just an annual update.

For example, when Max was born, instead of writing “The Hoys Welcome New Baby”, I would write “Bangor Mother Survives Birthing 10 Lb. Infant!” And, instead of “Frank Crashed His Bike but Didn’t Get Hurt”, I would write “10-Year-Old Walks Away From Bike/Auto Crash that Tore Bike in Half!” (That really did happen – Frank hit a PARKED car with his bike last year and it really did break in half.)

Use your home copier or printer, or, again, have your local copy shop print or copy your “tabloid” for you. If you print the tabloid on 8.5 x 11 sheets of paper and take them to the copy shop, they can copy them onto 11 x 17 paper and fold them, tabloid/newsletter style, making them look like a small tabloid.

Careful…color copies are very expensive so you may want to put the color photos (if any) on one page only. I usually place all color photos on the cover and only have them copy the interior in black and white. You can, of course, have them copy in black and white throughout (no color at all), making this a very economical gift.

Treating family stories as dramatic tabloid headlines makes them so much more fun to write about, and a scream for family members who receive this terrific gift!

Please don’t forget to send me your creative (inexpensive!) gift ideas, too! See: http://www.writersweekly.com for contact info.

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Toilet Tattoos

Wednesday, October 22nd, 2003

Well, after only a few weeks of frequent reminders (Need to potty, Max?! Huh? Huh??) and heaps of praise (”Yea! Big boy Max went potty! Let’s do the potty dance! Yippee! Yahoo!!), Max (age 25 months) is potty trained! He never has accidents on the floor and is very proud of himself each time he “makes potty.” So proud, in fact, that when he does “make potty”, he goes through the entire house, clapping his hands, and telling everyone present (family, friends, and even the UPS guy), “I made potty! I made potty!! Do potty dance!! Do potty dance!!” And, of course, we all dance!

I have to say that Max was, by far, the easiest of all the children to potty train. Shwew! And we’re already counting how much money we’re going to save on diapers! The amount will be significant! Max even insists on removing the little potty bowl himself and dumping it into the Big Boy Toilet (yes, he washes his hands). Yesterday, he made a big boy poopie in his potty and, much to Zach’s horror, carried it into Zach’s room to show Zach and his teenage friends his “Big Boy Poopie.”

Do you know what a toilet tattoo is? It’s what Max gets when he sits on his little potty for an hour while watching cartoons. He sure loves his potty!

Hugs to everybody!