Archive for May, 2005

Rain Breeds Wanderlust…

Wednesday, May 25th, 2005

I think it’s rained every single day for the past two weeks here (sigh). Our seedlings are bursting out of their little starter pots but we still can’t plant them. The garden is flooded. Max is dying to play in the green grass…but it’s not only wet, it’s windy and cold, too. I’m begging Richard for a short reprieve…just a tiny RV trip before the official summer vacation begins.

We broke down and bought Max his own video games over the weekend. We were stunned when we caught him “shooting bad guys” in Zach’s room the other day. We didn’t even know he could work those controllers! So, we figure if he’s going to play video games, he’s going to play nice games…like Nemo. He seems satisfied with that…for now.

Hugs to all!
Angela

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They Should Really Give People a License…

Wednesday, May 18th, 2005

by Angela Hoy

You know, they should really give people a license before they turn them loose on the Internet.

Last week, I was alerted by a Booklocker.com author who found a fr*e copy of his book on the Internet. It was posted on the foreign website of a CPA. I started composing a letter to the CPA, telling him he was violating copyright laws, etc. In the process, I started hunting around on his website for his contact information. And, hoo boy, did I find that and more! I found not only the copyrighted book, but also his workout schedule, a list of debts he owed to his girlfriend, music lyrics and what appeared to be actual music files, a bunch of tax forms, his resume, other meaningless stuff and, you’re not going to believe this one, a copy of his actual personal income tax return.

I assumed this guy was some kind of exhibitionist weirdo who posts every tiny detail of his life online (kind of like those people who have webcams in their homes). However, when I found his girlfriend’s tax return posted as well, that gave me a huge pause. I was willing to bet she didn’t know he’d posted her entire tax return (which included her tax ID number) on the Internet for the world to see! (They aren’t from the U.S., which is why I’m not writing “social security number.”)

I’d obtained what I needed (his name and address) and finished my email to him. I closed by saying, “Does *Linda know you’ve posted her tax ID number and her income tax return on the Internet for the world to see?”

His almost-immediate response let me know I was wrong. He’s not an exhibitionist. He’s just incredibly stupid. He quickly removed his files from public view and, instead of thanking me from protecting him and Linda from future ID thieves, threatened to sue me. Yes, you read that right. He accused me of “breaking into” his files and said he was going to call his “favorite lawyer” on Monday.

I replied by thanking him for removing the book from his website and then explained to him that you can’t post something on the World Wide Web with no password protection or encryption, and then sue someone for stumbling upon it. I told him anybody with a web browser could view his information and that his files (and, yes, even his and Linda’s tax returns!) were archived by search engines. How else did he think our author found his copyrighted book posted to that site?!

I didn’t bother to wish him luck getting all the search engines to remove the cached copies if his and Linda’s tax returns from their systems. That’s going to take forever.

We, of course, didn’t hear from him again. Gads, I wonder if his accounting clients’ tax returns were posted, there, too. I didn’t look at his entire site. And, as I said earlier, it was pretty boring.

I hope I gave you each a giggle today…or at least shake of the head.

*The girlfriend’s name was changed to protect the innocent.

The Berenstain Bears

Wednesday, May 18th, 2005

When our three oldest children were little, I read to them at bedtime. Their favorite series was The Berenstain Bears. I think we owned the entire set at that time. Somehow, over the years, all but two of the books got lost or given away.

Max (age 3) is finally at the age where he likes story books, not board books, and I read him our two remaining Berenstain Bears books the other night. He loved them! I’d receceived a gift certificate to Borders for Mother’s Day for $25. So, the next day, We all went to Borders so I could spend my gift certificate on more of our beloved Berenstain Bears books. Ali, Max and I went through their racks and found dozens of them! There were even ones we’d never seen before, obviously written in the past 15 years or so. I loaded up my bag and told Richard, “Don’t worry, honey, they’re only $3.25 each.”

When we got to the counter, the sales clerk tallied them up and said, “$133.19 please.” Richard rolled his eyes (he always does that when we go shopping) and handed over the debit card.

It was well worth it, too! We’ve been reading two new books each night at bedtime and Max already has his favorites. We know which ones he likes best because those are the ones I keep finding next to his little Blues Clues toilet seat in the bathroom.

Hugs to all!
Angela

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